A Very Special Infinite Story by EndMaster MA

Sure sports, that’s always a good way to conform and it does attract the ladies usually. A lot better than joining the chess club would anyway.

You’re unsure of what to pick, so you go by the old chestnut and pick football…

After laughing his ass off the coach actually gives you a chance at training, as it turns out, you aren’t completely inept, but you don’t really have ability that makes you stand out. You’ll probably get cut and then you’ll be back where you started and you don’t want that.

While you’re sitting in the locker room wondering what the hell you’re going to do, one of your team mates approaches you.

“Hey, I saw you out there, you looked pretty good.”

Immediately you go on the defensive.

“Hey, hey! I ain’t into that gay shit!” you exclaim protectively grabbing your dick and backing your ass against the wall.
“What? Oh. Ha ha! No! No, I was just saying you probably got what it takes to make the team, but you just need that extra edge. I mean who has time to waste doing all that training right? I’d rather be spending my free time fucking the sluts and partying, y’know what I’m sayin’? That’s why I take this!”

Your teammate shows you a needle.

“Is that…”
“Yep, steroids! Combine it with these pain killers…” He shows you a bag of pills. “And you got what Legends are made of!”
“Um…aren’t those like illegal?”
“Fuck yeah! But what are you some fucking choir boy? You wanna get on the team and fuck all those pretty cheerleader bitches you better start taking this shit. What’s the big deal? All the pros use them!”