A Very Special Infinite Story by EndMaster MA

Wow, you’re either more confident than you thought or more likely you’re just delusional. You really think you’ll be able to win those snobby elitist bitches over with just charm and dance moves? Think again my chubby little cherub! Better lose a few pounds first; you can’t be jiggling your baby fat all over the goddamn place when you’re jumping up and down like a bubbled headed idiot. Plus you think any of the other cheerleaders are going to want to lift your chubby ass when you’re doing pyramids and shit?

Realizing you need to lose some sweaty hog meat you decide on how to go about it.