Well this is a bit out of the ordinary, but it’s your choice.

You storm into your parent’s bedroom and boldly proclaim:

“You guys NEVER pay any attention to me! All you care about is yourselves! Well I’m sick of it!”
“Gah, keep it down, my head is still hurting from all the vodka I drank and coke I snorted last night. Shit.” Your dad says nursing his head. You notice that your Mom isn’t around.
“Uh, where’s Mom?”
“Hell, if I know, probably lying in the middle of someone’s backyard with someone’s dick in her mouth. When we get to the party, we don’t exactly stay together. The whole point of swinging is to fuck other people you know. Ah my head.”
“Why do you guys swing anyway, do you realize how embarrassing that is to me?”
“Agh, stop bitching at me. Shit, you sound like your mother! (Sigh) Look, I know it’s fucked up, but that’s how we do, alright? It’s what keeps our marriage together.”
“Well if you’re so unhappy why don’t you two get divorced?”
“Because your mother thinks she’ll burn in hell if she gets divorced…yet she doesn’t seem to have a problem with getting fucked by three strangers in one night, go figure. As for me, well I’m just plain stupid, because somewhere within me, I still desire your mother and besides she ain’t getting half of shit! I’ll kill all of us before I allow that to happen. So we swing. It’s not perfect, but it works for us...still we probably should pay more attention to you, so today’s your lucky day, I’ll spend all the time you want with you.”
“Um, you will?”
“Yeah, I ain't got shit else to do today except nurse this hang over, so what’s on your mind and keep your voice low.”

You didn’t exactly picture this event happening this way, but at this point you’re grateful for the attention, so you tell your Dad about all the things going on in your life, which really isn’t much since you don’t have one. However, it does make you happier and when he actually responds back, you’re absolutely overjoyed. Eventually your Mom gets home and you and your Dad cease talking for the day, he does mention how you weren’t as boring as he thought you’d be and wouldn’t mind spending more quality time with you in the future. You’re very happy.

Time passes and you talk with your Dad a lot more regularly. You still don’t have any friends at school, but you don’t care you got your Dad to talk to and confide in. He buys you anything you want and you spend a lot of time together talking about a wide variety of things. One day he even passes on going to one of the swinger parties and tells your Mom she can go by herself since he promised to help you with your homework.

Then just as you are completing it he asks you a serious question.

“How come you’re always stuck in the books? Why don’t you date?”
“Uh…I dunno. The boys don’t like me at school. I don’t think I’m pretty enough to date anyway.”
“Nonsense. You’re very pretty! Hell, you look like your mother when she was young and not a complete fucking whoring bitch.”
“You think so?”
“Hey, I know so.” He says stroking your hair and smiling.
“Thanks Dad.”

You then give him a big hug for his compliment. You hold each other tightly, and then you look into each other’s eyes…

(Oh this is just SO fucking wrong)

He kisses you passionately on the lips, and you don’t resist. You’ve never felt this kind of closeness to anyone before so you embrace it, because it feels so right to you. He loves you in a way that nobody else ever could. Before you know it you’re going down on him and looking up for his approval as you work the shaft and tasting the very dick that once took part in creating you.

But before he explodes you want to FEEL him inside you which he’s eager to do. After all he likes giving you what you want. You feel that big cock inside your tight unspoiled pussy and the pain doesn’t even bother you, you feel so safe right now and you’ve never felt that before. You’ve never felt needed and wanted like he needs and wants you right now.

“Oh god, shit yeah, UGH! Just like your mother…” he moans as he releases his seed into you.

You and he then cuddle and fall asleep in each others arms.


Wow, you realize you just got deflowered by your Dad right? Let’s see the exact repercussions of that shall we?

You and your Dad carry on this forbidden love affair for a few months until your Mom catches on. She might’ve caught on a lot sooner had she not been drunk half the time. Still even she knew exactly what was going on the day she saw your Dad fucking you on all fours while he slapped your ass taking the catch phrase “Who’s yo’ Daddy?” to a whole new level.

Well as fucked up as your Mom is, even she’s not putting up with this twisted shit. In fact she sees you as a threat attempting to take her place as a younger version of herself (Which isn’t completely inaccurate) she raises all holy hell and decides that this would be a “forgivable” excuse for getting divorced, not to mention having your Dad thrown in jail. You aren’t allowed to see him at all, which fills you with sorrow. You’ve been separated from your love.

While all this turmoil is going on, you have to live with your Mom, who is a complete bitch to you when she’s home at all and to make matters worse you’re pregnant! You can’t go to school at all now, the kids there all find out you were fucking your dad and pregnant with his child so you have to be home schooled, which basically means you’re teaching yourself. Your Mom insists that you should get an abortion, but you refuse since this will now be the only link to the man you ever loved. You’re going to raise and love this baby just like it will love you back. And you’ll definitely be a better mother.

Eventually nine months pass and you’re in the hospital giving birth. The pain is great, almost unbearable, but oddly short. The labor doesn’t take that long, but its far from uneventful…

“Oh…my god…”
“Holy ugly shit! I think I’m gonna be sick!”
“The horror…the horror…”
“What!?! What is it? What’s wrong with my baby?!” you scream.
“Well ARRGH! MY HAND!!”

The doctor suddenly reels back from you and clutches his gloved hand, or more accurately half of it, as part of it has been bitten off. Blood is spurting everywhere as the other nurses and doctors rush to help him and that’s when you finally see your off spring crawl from your womb and on to your chest

It’s an abominable horror. It isn’t thankful for its life. Quite the contrary, it hates life and in particular the one that brought it into this world. You scream out but before anyone can help you, the abomination crawls quickly towards your face and rips out your throat with its teeth. It then escapes into the hospital ventilation shaft and eventually into the sewers where it grows larger and still stalks them to this day.

The moral of the story?

Uh yeah, while a positive loving father figure should play a part in a young girl’s life, it probably shouldn’t be taken to that level. Remember, incest is everyone’s problem when murderous mutant babies are born.

To sum up, never ever fuck your family members, unless you use protection. Then I guess its okay.

Erm, maybe not. Just stick to oral.

And now you know!