Just an Olde Fashioned Love Song
"Great!" said Alex, smiling. "Follow me to my lair."
"Lair?"
"Oh, suck it. That's what they're called when you're a wizard."
"No, Alex, that's not what I meant. How in the hell did you hide an entire room from a house I live in? Even if the entrance was hidden, I'd notice any disprecancies in the floor plan. I know my own house, and I know where every room is placed!"
"Oh, really? Then what about this closet?"
"There's no closet in this room! The kitchen wall also serves as a bedroom wall! We're right up next to those rooms, and...umm..."
"Don't think about it too hard," said Alex, patting him on the shoulder before climbing the stairs. "Considering how much I'm destroying your reality, you're taking it pretty well."
"Yeah, I...wait, stairs? I didn't notice a tower sticking out of my own home?"
"So anyway," said Alex. "Back to whore-bitch."
"Melissa."
"Whoever," said Alex. "There are quite a few ways we can go about this.
"We could always go with a simple love potion. They're actually more complex than you normal people think, and they're nothing like what's in the movies. None of that 'first gaze' bullshit comedies use to pull a plot out of their ass. It'll work on anybody, and it'll make them love you no matter what.
"On the other hand, we could try and turn you into something she would want. It's a simple spell, so it's also hard to predict. It could change you entirely and you may not even remember being yourself. Hell, it might even kill you and turn your corpse into diamonds or some shit like that. It's usually reversable, so you should convince her that the old you is better. Anyway, not recommended.
"The third option is for me to pull a full personality overhaul. It'd be simple to make her love you, but depending on how much she hates you, the spell might change other parts of her personality to compensate. The other catch is that she needs to be here in person. Still, it's the only method guarenteed to work.
"So, what do you say, Gunther? What'll it be?"
"Lair?"
"Oh, suck it. That's what they're called when you're a wizard."
"No, Alex, that's not what I meant. How in the hell did you hide an entire room from a house I live in? Even if the entrance was hidden, I'd notice any disprecancies in the floor plan. I know my own house, and I know where every room is placed!"
"Oh, really? Then what about this closet?"
"There's no closet in this room! The kitchen wall also serves as a bedroom wall! We're right up next to those rooms, and...umm..."
"Don't think about it too hard," said Alex, patting him on the shoulder before climbing the stairs. "Considering how much I'm destroying your reality, you're taking it pretty well."
"Yeah, I...wait, stairs? I didn't notice a tower sticking out of my own home?"
"So anyway," said Alex. "Back to whore-bitch."
"Melissa."
"Whoever," said Alex. "There are quite a few ways we can go about this.
"We could always go with a simple love potion. They're actually more complex than you normal people think, and they're nothing like what's in the movies. None of that 'first gaze' bullshit comedies use to pull a plot out of their ass. It'll work on anybody, and it'll make them love you no matter what.
"On the other hand, we could try and turn you into something she would want. It's a simple spell, so it's also hard to predict. It could change you entirely and you may not even remember being yourself. Hell, it might even kill you and turn your corpse into diamonds or some shit like that. It's usually reversable, so you should convince her that the old you is better. Anyway, not recommended.
"The third option is for me to pull a full personality overhaul. It'd be simple to make her love you, but depending on how much she hates you, the spell might change other parts of her personality to compensate. The other catch is that she needs to be here in person. Still, it's the only method guarenteed to work.
"So, what do you say, Gunther? What'll it be?"
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