They flirt madly back until they can't help themselves and jump on you. (You DOG, you.) Unfortunately, as the writer says this his word become reality and you become a dog. (Whoops, sorry! I'll change you back. Aww, i'm bored, time to work on something else.) You bark for the writer to help but are eventually put in the pound with all the other transformed humans.
Your Rank is: Mad Dogg