You begin to munch on your computer. It tastes strangely like burnt wires. You ponder whether you should be eating something like-
ZZZZAAAAAPPPP

WHOA! Look at that burn on your tongue! AWESOME! Apparently this is some SPICY computer food! You're the master of spice! Time for the challenge!

Well, it looks like you burned your entire tongue off. It was worth the sacrifice, you now are the spicy food master! Unfortunately, the next day your lack-of-tongue causes you to say something nice and be taken as something mean, resulting in a TERRIBLE fist fight with you and Bill Gates. You are sued for a terrible amount of money and spend your life in jail silent, considering every time you mutter 'i'm hungry' it comes out as 'Rape me' and every time you say 'What time is it' It comes out as 'Gimme some action' (go figure)