You want to bring a stranger on a date to your own wedding?
Er... fine... if you... insist... :/ I don't think it'll go well though.

-5 hours later-
Doctor: I'm sorry, we can't get the high heels out of your eye. We're afraid you're going to be stuck like that forever.

Congratulations! Your physical disability got you the ability to play the part of 'high heels eye boy VII!' Unfortunately, he dies in the end. And the movie is VERY, VERRRY realistic. So... they have to film it ya know... sorry >_<