MR WILBUR: *whistles into english classroom and tries to put coat and rail without looking*

YOU: Here, let me do that! *takes Mr Wilbur's coat and puts it on rail*

MR WILBUR: Thank you! *takes a few steps forward* That was very kin-*spins around and sees you*

YOU: Am I expelled?

MR WILBUR: *really mad, madder than a lion being teased by an ant* Oh yeah!!! *chases you around the whole school*