I suppose I should've called this question "The Great Equalizer", because I'm just starting to realize that I don't just want a girl's drinking tastes to be close to my own, but to precisely mirror my own.

That said, even though liquor tends to expedite a woman's inebriation (and therefore, her aggressiveness and lack of sexual inhibition - which I generally like), most liquors are remarkably nasty. So, if it's your favorite social drink, and I don't even want to taste it when kissing you, you're flat out of luck.

GAME OVER!