Let's forget for a moment that in order to fit into Lane Bryant underwear that you have to be anything in the range of chubby to grotesquely, hideously obese. You just chose this as your primary source for all intimate apparel!

This reflects a blatant disregard for any possible man's want (or need) for you to lose weight, but more than that - you're saying that you're that comfortable with being a heifer that you don't mind shopping at the canvas store for underdrawers.

How simultaneously gross and arrogant!

GAME OVER!