The Adventures of George W. Bush by curmudgeon PG

After a bombastic speech outlining the importance of the American way, Christianity, and anti-abortion organizations—which China, for some inexplicable reason was threatening—the United States is ready for its third war against the Axis of Evil—China was recently appended to the “Axis of Evil” by the unanimous vote of one; yours.

To make an otherwise verbose war description short, missiles were launched, hoards of screaming people were mowed down by whatever was in the North Korean arsenal—why use our own weapons when we could “borrow” North Korea’s for a fraction of the cost? Of course, nobody outside of the government would know about it, giving you leave to raise the taxes even more—and within months, China was under U.S control. On an unrelated note, most of China is now uninhabitable. Perhaps it wasn’t such a good idea to use *all* of your missiles, but on a lighter note, the country is now a democracy! Doesn’t that make it worth it?

Any other countries you feel like subjugating?