How the World Wronged Michael Holt
Okay, this story is going to have several leading ladies. I'm not sure what parts I want them to play just yet, just that I want them all to be hot.
(Did I mention that I just wing it in most of my stories? Or isn't that glaringly obvious?)
Okay, you're going to have several combo packs available for leading ladies. Choose wisely, because you'll have to be reading about them and I from now on, okeedokee?
Combo Pack A: The Hotties
- Angelina Jolie
- Carmen Electra
- Jessica Simpson
Combo Pack B: The Slutties
- Jenna Jameson
- Pandora Peaks
- Vida Guerra
Combo Pack C: The Notties
- Hillary Clinton
- Courtney Love
- Uma Thurman
Choose wisely, for these will be the female leads in my story here. I'll be making out with, commiting all sorts of lewd acts with, and finding new and exciting uses for common kitchen appliances with whatever three you pick. So, help me out here.
(Did I mention that I just wing it in most of my stories? Or isn't that glaringly obvious?)
Okay, you're going to have several combo packs available for leading ladies. Choose wisely, because you'll have to be reading about them and I from now on, okeedokee?
Combo Pack A: The Hotties
- Angelina Jolie
- Carmen Electra
- Jessica Simpson
Combo Pack B: The Slutties
- Jenna Jameson
- Pandora Peaks
- Vida Guerra
Combo Pack C: The Notties
- Hillary Clinton
- Courtney Love
- Uma Thurman
Choose wisely, for these will be the female leads in my story here. I'll be making out with, commiting all sorts of lewd acts with, and finding new and exciting uses for common kitchen appliances with whatever three you pick. So, help me out here.
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