Fine. Either your heart was in the right place, you've already chosen Combo Pack C (you bastard) and failed, or you're just a fat, horny jackass. While my inclination is toward the latter, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Sadly, as smoking hot as these three are, their personalities are about as shallow as a kiddie pool in a roach motel.

That, and I'd honestly have no idea how to write dialogue for these sluts. (You know, other than, "Oh, yeah... harder, Michael... harder!!") Neither of us actually wants that.

Try again.