How the World Wronged Michael Holt by michaelrayholt MA

Ah, good. I knew you'd come around. Either that, or you've been forced here, which is typically my favorite way to go with things. I would offer you the option of selecting leading men as well, but you'd fuck that up too, so I won't.

Now, having been granted the power of eternity, you've decided to give me an edge in life (you know, so that these three hotties will acknowledge my existence)... what will that edge be?

Option A: The Ring
--- I've written about it before, and you know how handy of a plot device it is... give me The Ring of Time!

Option B: The Book of the D'ni
--- The manual that Atrus himself used to know the infinite workings of the books of Myst... and how to create them. This could be quite an interesting choice!

Option C: The Power of the Phoenix
--- Jean Grey is one thing, but the ultimate (and yet corrupting) power of the Phoenix would be an interesting suit to try on. Let me have a wack at it, hmm?

Option D: The Big, Floppy Joker's Hat of DOOM!
--- I'm not really sure what this thing's power is, but the man at Ducky Park said that if I wore it (and ignored the slight smell of vomit emanating from it), that "strange and wonderful things" would happen to me. On second thought, was he high?

Well, what will it be?