Seriously, I'd like to for the main character (ME!) to be stuck wandering around this story with a puke-smelling joker's hat as much as the next guy, but, um... no.

Oh, and read DEP's Ducky Park if you missed that not-so-subtle reference. Do all that you can to get into the tunnel of love. That's all I'll say.

---

Try again, doofus.