How the World Wronged Michael Holt by michaelrayholt MA

This is probably going to be the most difficult to write, I think. Most likely because I have to be overtaking my own persona with utter evil the whole time. As "second-nature" as you might think this would be for me, it's actually a real stretch. Oh well...

Now, unwittingly, you are going to narrow down my choice of leading lady by choosing where I will meet her for this little story. Where do I go now?

#1 - Work
Nothing says "romance" like a secluded stockroom. Or something. This is where I will meet up with this particular leading lady.

#2 - Massage Therapy
Typical massage therapists don't provide such personal attention as this leading lady will... but then again, she's far from typical.

#3 - Church
Not always my first choice for a rendezvous (as I fear random lightning bolts as much as the next guy), but this leading lady could make it work.

What do you say?