You figure you can read the instructions later, you decide to check out the car first. The whole point of buying the car was to impress women so you’re in a hurry to do that.

The car is a nice white gray color and looks like a 50s type car. It’s so well designed that you almost can’t tell that it’s made out of asbestos. You get in the car and breathe deeply to get that new car smell.

And promptly fall over dead!

Asbestos causes cancer you fuckin’ moron and your car is overflowing with the stuff! Well the only good thing is it was so toxic that the “sickness process” was accelerated by 200 and killed you instantly.