Tales From The Basement by EndMaster R

No! You will not become like every other loser that kills himself due to not being able to get some jailbait pussy. You’ll be like every other loser that finds a substitute instead!

You can’t think about her though, you need something else! But you got rid of all your anime and internet months ago! And you gotta jack off NOW!

You then remember, your other comics! You can use them instead! You quickly grab and scan through them…

All these super females are more like women than girls, but as you’ve been reading them over the past few months you find that you can still get turned on by them.

Ah hah! She-Hulk! She’ll do!

You begin to jack off vigorously to your replacement, and lo and behold it works! You feel better and less depressed.

Months pass and eventually you’re over Patricia altogether and found that obsessing over comic book girls to be much easier for you.

Besides you’ve found a new true love in all this: She-Hulk.

Why her? Hell if I know, it’s your pathetic fetish. I suppose you latched on to her the most due to her being your first jack off material after you resisted Patricia. Plus she’s green and shit.

Whatever the reason you just can’t get enough of her! She’s not only strong, but she’s intelligent too! And she looks just SO sexy with her green skin and Amazonian build!

You never wanted to fuck that sexy green bitch so much in your life! The real women just can’t compare to this two dimensional green goddess! They’ll never relate to you the way that SHE can. Oh sure your cousin Patricia came close, but…

Forget about that bitch, you got She-Hulk now!

But how you WISH She-Hulk was REAL! If ONLY that giant poster on your wall could come to life.

Hey loser, MAYBE if you wish REAL hard it will come true!