Well I would say you’re pussy whipped, and while that might have something to do with it, it’s far more likely that you’re just suffering from a form of battered spouse syndrome.

Yeah so anyway you stay with her and put up with more of her abuse. Now you’re probably thinking that she ends up killing you or something, but that doesn’t happen.

Nope, you don’t get arrested for statutory rape either. Her parents and your Mom are quite aware of the situation, but because Patricia lets all her aggression out on you, her parents find her to be much more manageable now. As for your mom, she figures that you getting laid and not wasting time on anime anymore so it’s at least step up.

Time passes and eventually you manage to get her ass pregnant. It’s at this point you are forced to move out of your mom’s house since she’s not putting up with you, your crazy bitch AND your unholy seed (Patricia’s family is even less receptive to the idea). Fortunately, you save up enough money to move out of your mom’s house and into a cheap ass trailer park with Patricia. (Hey you’re already fucking your cousin, might as well go with it at this point)

You and Patricia live in this trailer park for the rest of your lives where she not only continues to abuse you mentally and physically but also gets fatter with each mutant child she gives birth to.

Face it, you’re a big ass loser pal, but at least you’re no longer a basement dweller.