Alright, I understand, you have everything you want in the basement and even if you don’t you don’t have far to go get it. The outside world doesn’t really hold any interest for you, so there’s little point in going through the hassle of dealing with it. And living in the basement has worked out for you so far more or less, so why mess with success right?

But you must also understand that just hanging out in the basement for the rest of your life doesn’t usually offer much in the way of excitement. At least not without some sort of outside stimulus anyway, and with all the rest of the drama going on in the house, everyone usually forgets about you and you happily stay out of it most of the time.

So this little story will come to an end right here.