Tales From The Basement by EndMaster R

You don’t have time for Moon Shadow’s hippy shit, you’re here to find Ben.

“No, I’m pretty sure the only path I wanted to follow today was to find Ben.”
“Very well, but as I said before I have no idea where he’s hidden the entrance this time. You’ll just have to find it yourself.” Moon Shadow tells you and then goes back to her meditation.

You begin wandering the backyard, looking at the ground in the hopes of finding something out of place, but you’re not having too much luck.

“How the hell…gah, tis is pointless…huh?”
“Aunt Suzy pretty!” you hear a familiar voice say.

You turn around and see Tommy!

“Tommy! I thought you were with your dad. Your mom’s over there.”
“Mommy sleeping.”
“No she isn’t she’s med…” you look again over in Moon Shadow’s direction and she’s no longer meditating she’s on the grass sprawled out fast asleep.

“Oh well, I guess she is asleep. So Tommy, as I said before I thought you were helping your dad.”
“Busy. No want my help anymore.” Tommy says while looking down at the ground. At first you think he’s sad, but actually he’s just become fascinated with a bug on the ground.
“Tommy where’s the entrance to the bunker?”
“Dunno.”
“You don’t know? How can you not know? You came up from the bunker!”
“Oh yeah…me don’t know. Keeps changing location. You want to play?”

This little trip to find Ben has just gotten weirder by the minute. You’re really starting to wonder what the hell is going on. Though part of you just wants to give up and not bother with this nonsense.