Diamonds Are Expensive by TheKoolAidGuy PG

You decide it would be wise to err on the side of caution and wait. (MULTIMEDIA SPECTROVISION! The image on this page shows an accurate depiction of you actual in-crate view!)
You wait. You REEALLY need to go to the toilet now. You try to distract yourself by thinking about other things....
Your last holiday. Niagra Falls! DAMN!
Your hobbies... rafting on the river... DAMN! DAMN!
Your comfortable Kensington flat... and that dripping tap in the bathroom....
AAAARRRRGGGHH! It's no good! You're going to wet yourself!
Holding on for all you're worth you leap out of the crate!