The Girlfriend Qualification!
It's a fact... love does not exist. One might call me cynical, but I prefer to think in terms of reality. The reality is that humans are verifiable liars more often than not - even the most virtuous ones you know.
Think about the chick that says she wants a sensitive guy that listens to her... and then goes off sucking the jerkwad that calls her a bitch and treats her like crap. Granted, it's not in my nature to treat a woman that badly, so the most I can pull off is mere prickishness (which, for the record, ends up registering as annoying). Thus, a mildly cynical frustration coupled with perennial futility sets into the psyche of a man who would otherwise have been a charming romantic.
Therefore, since for all intents and purposes, love is a myth, chivalry is dead (killed by jacktards and feminists), and dating is a cruel joke, I have reduced all the guesswork and long, exhausting interrogatory conversations (over dinners that are far too expensive) to a series of questions that are freely available (via the lovely internet) to any possible female matches.
This is known, respectfully, as...
THE GIRLFRIEND QUALIFICATION
Feel free to take it and see how you match up against an established, intelligent writer that lives in a nice apartment in South Carolina and drives a sports car. ;)
Question 1: If you had to describe yourself physically, what word would you most likely use?
Think about the chick that says she wants a sensitive guy that listens to her... and then goes off sucking the jerkwad that calls her a bitch and treats her like crap. Granted, it's not in my nature to treat a woman that badly, so the most I can pull off is mere prickishness (which, for the record, ends up registering as annoying). Thus, a mildly cynical frustration coupled with perennial futility sets into the psyche of a man who would otherwise have been a charming romantic.
Therefore, since for all intents and purposes, love is a myth, chivalry is dead (killed by jacktards and feminists), and dating is a cruel joke, I have reduced all the guesswork and long, exhausting interrogatory conversations (over dinners that are far too expensive) to a series of questions that are freely available (via the lovely internet) to any possible female matches.
This is known, respectfully, as...
THE GIRLFRIEND QUALIFICATION
Feel free to take it and see how you match up against an established, intelligent writer that lives in a nice apartment in South Carolina and drives a sports car. ;)
Question 1: If you had to describe yourself physically, what word would you most likely use?
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